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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and
charges at you.
You are carrying a Colt Model 1911 45 cal. automatic pistol, and you are an
expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat’s Answer :
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
………………………………………………………………..
Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
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Redneck’s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click…..
Daughter: “Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Soft Points?”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one Daddy, you messed this one up a bit
Wife: “You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist.”
100 things that scare Obama
Posted by admin in 100 things that scare Obama on March 18th, 2009
Please help me come up with the top 100 things that scare Obama, below is the beginning.
100. Not having a Teleprompter
99. Having to answer a real question by a real reporter
98. Meeting Joe the Plumber again.
97. Having someone tell him that he isn’t Jesus.
96. Meeting Jesus.
95. Special Olympic bowlers.
94. Someone who actually pays their taxes.
93. Privately held companies.
92. People who get bonuses.
91. Being without his Blackberry.
90. A bank not owned by the Government.
89. People who think they can make it without government help.
88. A balanced budget.
87. A patriotic American.
86. Having to tell the truth.
85. Arm wrestling his wife.
84. Having to pick a gift for the queen of England.
83. Having a town hall meeting with people who aren’t democrats.
82. Having to tell people that the people who ask him question at town hall meeting are party stooges.
81. A grateful, free Iraqi.
80. The economy won’t turn around at his word.
79. That “Change we can believe in” will be the republican slogan in 2012.
78. Not joining the European Union.
77. Independent thought.
76. People who pay their Mortgages on time.
75. Legal immigrants.
74. Kindergartners not having sex education.
73. People who say what they mean and do what they say.
72. A weak military in any country other than the United States or Isreal.
71. A strong Isreal.
70. Joe Biden telling the truth.
69. Entering into a Christian church.