Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. 

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,

locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and

charges at you.

You are carrying a Colt Model 1911 45 cal. automatic pistol, and you are an

expert shot.  You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND  THEN SCROLL DOWN:

 
Democrat’s Answer :

Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this

send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was

stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?


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Republican’s Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click….. (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click…..

Daughter:  “Nice group, Daddy!  Were those the Winchester Silver Tips

                      or Soft Points?”

Son:  “Can I shoot the next one Daddy, you messed this one up a bit

Wife:  “You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist.”