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Posted by admin in reasons to be a democrat on April 1st, 2009
1. Being a racist, and calling conservatives racist.
2. Having the media on your side.
3. If there are rumors that you are involved in a scandle, you are able to claim it was a right wing conspiracy spreading the rumors.
4. If the rumors are proved to be true, you are able to say your a target of the right wing conspiracy.
5. If you are involved in a scandal, you can claim to be a victim.
6. You can say what you want, act as stupid as you want, and still be portrayed as a smart intelligent person by the media.
7. You can be a hate monger, and call those who aren’t hate mongers.